When I drove home back today... as usual, I was talking on the phone with Pig.
Then, Mr. Taco had an interupted call so, I asked Pig to hold and found out what he want.
Below is the conversation:
Mr. Taco: Hi, Kim.
Me: What's up, abebe! (Mr.Taco's nickname)
Mr. Taco: Where are you? Are you on your way?
Me: Yea.. on my way!!! que?
Mr. Taco: Oh, I just saw a big traffic on the College Park Drive. So, I think you should take the Lake Woodland and drive back on the local to avoid the traffic.
Me: Really, ok ok, I will do that!! Sure, no problem!
Mr. Taco: Ok, so drive safely. Love you, bye~
Me: Bye, love you too.
So, after that conversation, I went back to talk to Pig again.....because to arrived that exit still need 10-15 minutes.
We talked talked and talked ,and more closed to the exit -- Lake Woodland....
Me: Hey, should I listen to 我家的大爺嗎?
Pig: well, just listen what he said.
Me: umm, let me check the google map, wait...umm...well, looks fine, oh! a traffic sign there... UMM, I think it's ok, it should be fine. I should skip the exit.
Pig: ok, if it's fine.
(5 seconds ---- passing the Lake Woodland Exit)
(5 seconds ---- seeing the damn traffic )
Me: Shittttttttttttttttttttttttttttt...............what the hell.....traffic.......nooooooooooooooooooo~~~
Pig: Hahahahahaha....你活該.... you should listen to Mr. Taco's suggestion.
Me:............................. (still cursing bad words...)
(((Suddenly)))
Me: 趕羚羊~~~~~~~草枝擺~~~~~~~~~~why I didn't listen to Mr. Taco!!!!!!
Pig: Too late.....(also singing) 趕羚羊~~~~~~~草枝擺~~~~~~~~~~
Me: I think the 15 seconds way gonna take 10 minutes......
Pig: Sorry for you...
(20 seconds past....)
Me: There is no damn traffic...just bunch stupid drivers....don't know how to drive!!!!!!!!
So, there was no car accident caused the traffic, but I didn't listen dear Mr. Taco's suggestion, that's the point.
And me and pig started to sing this song...